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gateauoulemorte's Journal

Created on 2008-08-07 07:50:11 (#16307896), last updated 2009-11-15

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Name:I am Jack's Smirking Revenge
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Salut! Je m'appelle Eugie, et je suis le president de Burundi.

Basically, I'm pretty fucking awesome. [For future references, Eugie is not really this vain. This profile was ever so kindly written for her by [info]redsilkscarf, erstwhile lover and cohort in mayhem. That said, I shall use the remainder of this profile to extole both Eugie's virtues- and vices!]

Eugie is a vibrant, passionate individual, who is far more intelligent and talented in many areas than she has the right to be. Her main interests in life are memorizing incredibly long comedic routines and incorporating them into daily life so you end up thinking that she's actually saying these things to you out of the blue, films, and the medical profession. She will make a fabulous career as either a film critic, comedian, or some sort of scary doctor-type person.

Although Eugie is a native of Seattle, other cities that intrigue her as places to live would be London and Los Angeles. Look for her there in a bit.

The values of friendship and fun factor greatly into her life; it could be said that this is her code to live by (It's pretty awesome, especially when you're her friend and get dragged along for the ride). That and Fight Club. Perhaps you laugh, but how often is your universe utterly changed? Do you know what it's like to wake up in the morning and know that you will spend the day following your passion, that you're living out life the way you've always wanted to? Do you know what it's like to do that every day? Eugie doesn't either, but she and her best chum are certainly getting there.

Just saying this once again- no, this profile was not written in third person, since that's the sort of habit one sees with those weird kids who claim to get high off of sugar or some shit.

Also, she cusses a lot. Her favorite phrases are as follows: fuck, damn it, "faggot cunt nigger" <-- as coined by Louis CK

Favorite Comedians: Eddie Izzard, George Carlin, Louis CK, Stephen Lynch, and Iliza Shlesinger. Dane Cook is a HACK.

Films: Atonement, Fight Club, Death at a Funeral, Ocean's 11, Love Actually, Dead Poets Society, Milk, Slumdog Millionare

She has the tendency to be indier-than-thou, but don't feel bad. Just because she was there before you doesn't mean that you can't enjoy it, too. You're just not as cool. This goes towards all viewers of Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, and other cool shit that you probably haven't heard of.

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