no we should not be "just handing over the car keys" that's what a drive test, a driver's ed course requirement, and parental consent are for. Fucking retards don't get their license. And people who are fucking retarded when they're 16, are going to be just AS fucking retarded when they're 18, or 21, so, this is a stupid question.

a penguin.


slide.

yes, sometimes I do watch the opening of the September 20, 2001 episode of the Daily Show to restore my faith in comedy, America, and humanity.

If you ever need to remember what an incredible place this country is, watch that clip.

I can't put it as well as he did, so here's it is:

The gravity of what I want to do in life hits me sometimes, as it did just now. I want to be a performer, a working performer. Movies and stage and comedy. I want all of that. And holy shit that's a lot to ask of the world.

And the one thing that went through my mind? "am I pretty enough?"

that just made me sad.

~~~

Neil makes me treats, and that makes me happy.

~~~

Am I funny enough?

I could have sex with him for this video.

Hey Obama-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM

the season four christmas episode of Ally McBeal is an absolute fucking killer. Dear christ, what would I give to cuddle with larry paul in front of a twinkly tree.

I can't find my paycheck, I need to start, like, depositing them the day I get them, or putting them in a set spot as soon as I get home.

$300 is a lot to pull out of my bank account at once, but...I think it's okay. and I can't spend more than $100 in three days if I limit myself, right?
...I hope.

Christmas needs to come faster. I'm on a total kick right now. awww, larry and ally. Aww, twinkly lights. aww, the smell of the tree, and the christmas boats and firetruck, and the amount of time I spend bundled up, and zoolights, and christmas movies with my best friend whom I love.

Everything's so sweet and happy and quaint and easy at christmas. I'm in this constant, easy, melancholy mood which I seriously enjoy, as sad as it sounds.

I'm gonna need a deep talk this weekend, brace yourself, mims.

Off to sleep, I guess, as I have to be up before ten. WTF? maybe I'll watch Love Actually tomorrow. and maybe I'll dream about Larry Paul tonight